Bible In a Minute


 
   


Ever wanted to learn everything and yet nothing about the Bible all at the same time? Then this video is for you... Huge thanks to our buddy Tyler Jacobson for whipping up the graphics for us. And as requested, here are the lyrics: "BIBLE IN A MINUTE" EARTH MADE, ADAM EVE CAIN KILLS ABEL, HAS TO LEAVE BORING GENEALOGY GREAT FLOOD, OLIVE LEAF TOWER BABEL, ABRAHAM SODOM AND GOMORRAH AND ISAAC, JACOB, JOSEPH, MOSES TEN COMMANDS, PROMISED LAND JUDGES, DAVID, SOLOMON SENT AWAY TO BABYLON JOB, THEN A BUNCH OF PSALMS PROVERBS AND THE SONG OF SONGS MAJOR PROPHETS, LION DEN MINOR PROPHETS, BETHLEHEM GOLD AND MYRRH AND FRANKINCENSE SATAN AND SAMARITAN CHOOSE DISCIPLES, OTHER CHEEK WALK ON WATER, THOUSANDS EAT LAZARUS, FIG TREE LAST SUPPER, GETHSEMANE BLOOD MONEY, THIRD DENIAL PONTIUS PILATE, PUBLIC TRIAL FORTY LASHES, TO THE TREE WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME? THIRD DAY, EMPTY TOMB REAPPEARS, FIVE WOUNDS ACTS OF THE APOSTLES NEXT EPISTLES AND APOCALYPSE *Check out our other new video, "DOUCHE OFF" at www.myspace.com/baratsandbereta

Canal: Entertainment
Añadido: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Autor: BaratsAndBereta

Duración: 00:53
Puntuación: 4.82
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nekidchickens (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
The bible has too many evil things in it to be left as the tome of moral instruction to our descendants. Rape, pillaging, murder, senseless punishment(death for sassin' your mother?!?), the sex trade, and slavery are all condoned in the bible. In fact it contains detailed instructions on how to do it. It teaches jealousy, divisiveness, hatred, and sometimes love. Why not cut out the fat and teach just love? That is what most modern Atheists want. Morality without hypocrisy, harm and guilt. Peace
nekidchickens (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
They WERE born at the EARLIEST, 60 years after he died. Even the church acknowledges this although they say that it is an "accounting" of eyewitness events written well after the fact. Since there is no evidence of his miracles, of anyone having first hand contact with him, fishing with him or any of the things that you mentioned. Only the bible says this. You can't verify a book with the writings of that same book. Maybe harry Potter is real, Harry potter says he is!
gdrghsdthsadrtjssfjs (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
good
boeymoey (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
haha thats great
Duoatthedisco (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
lol this was great
smokingfast (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Morals are not merely a survival technique. Why did Ghandi starve himself? Why do people volunteer for the peace corps for no pay? Why do people donate to charity? Why did I find a wallet in the street and contact the owner to return it to him when keeping the money inside would have helped me survive? Our moral compass is a divine gift beyond explanation.
Yazer19 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Hahah, what a video :) Funny
klamouche (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
i love it <3
tanutasir (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
...what else would two gay mormon youngsters could do to make their Mormon Church mandatory service time more fun?!.....let's dance together and sing about the Bible. That looks innocent enuf. ....isn't that cute!...absolutely charming!
HardBodyNyC (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Everyone knows JEWS DID WTC.