Flight of the Conchords Ep 3 Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros
Lyrics from whatthefolk.net
I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous
My beats are fly and the birds are on my back
And I'm horny
I'm horny
If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
Cos I hit you with my flow
The Wild Rhino Stampede.
I'm not just wild, I'm trained,
Domesticated
I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
And subsequently procreated
That's how it goes
Here's the Hiphopopotamus
The hip hop hippo
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
Rockin' this metropolis
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Steve.
My rhymes and records they don't get played
Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid
And if you roll like me you don't get laid.
My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this.
Other rappers dis me
Say my rhymes are sissy.
Why? Why? Why?
What?
Why exactly?
What? Why?
Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why?
Why?
Why, because I rap about reality?
Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?
There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party.
Hey! Ho!
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
Who's the motherflippin?
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
Motherflippin'
Canal: Entertainment
Añadido: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Autor: r8dkid
Duración: 02:03
Puntuación: 4.91
Reproducciones: 6812957
Etiquetas: conchords flight flight.of.the.conchords hbo of the
Comentarios
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Hunteral17 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
steve!!!!!
abesoclAaluaP (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
i cant stop watching this!
blueberry85364 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
funny shit
CooperSnow (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
where can I find the clip where the guy with the glasses forgets his pants?
dalailama83 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
you may have already seen it, but if you like him dancing try Bret's Angry Dance. Its one of my favourites.
BoredOutofMySkul (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party.
Hey! Ho!
best part
cheezpoof93 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
:35 to :48 is great.
shod4live (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
1:35
XJYAX (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
0:27
My Favorite part
alexb618 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
brett's background dance moves are incredible
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